Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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