my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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