I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
