At least make sure they are 18
Why
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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