i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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