my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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