i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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