So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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