Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
