OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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