id be glad to
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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