glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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