doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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