Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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go home
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
