Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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