I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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