I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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