I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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