You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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