Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
