can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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