how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Drake has all the answers
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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