? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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