maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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