At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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