And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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