just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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