i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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