More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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