I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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