i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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