But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
