I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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