I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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