I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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