Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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