he thought i was a dude.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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