I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
