and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Randomize
