My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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