We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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