Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
50% drunk capacity currently
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Damn victory sex feels great
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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