he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I wear drunk well.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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