im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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