I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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