using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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