i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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