Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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