The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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