The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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