She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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