There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
