do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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