Midget sex pt 2 tonight
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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