Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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