I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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