i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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